treasure trail

the trail of pubic hair from the mid stomach to the penis and/or vagina in which crabs can gain access to the belly button.

when i went down on jordans mom, i followed her bushy treasure trail and i felt that the chest may as well have been empty.

by oscarl January 13, 2009

Trailer park trash

@ Anthony Stutsman

Anthony is straight up trailer park trash he Does nothing with his life, apparently has "big ass hick" friends, is too worried about his ex's life instead of his own, chews and spits in a can, lives in a trailer, thinks he's big and bad. "You're gonna wish you were with me" okay bitch boy.

by Tiddybitch August 24, 2017

Trailer park trash

This dumb bitch that called me ugly

She trailer park trash

by Fuckmedaddy69696969 January 21, 2020

grumpy trail

At the time you are hooking up with someone you have an extreme sensation to drop a duece you then do it right there from their belly button down to penis or vagina. Which then it is no longer a happy trail it is a grumpy trail. (this may work best when your partner is handcuffed so then they can not stop or prevent the grumpy trail)

"Yeah i guess Tyler and Mary Jo doing their casual daily routine (afternoon delight) and tyler gave Mary Jo a grumpy trail. And to top it off Mary jo is Tylers mom (RUMP)"

"It was a warm summer day at Beaver Lake, Brookes (45) and Emma (14) just got done jet skiing on the shithole they call their lake. Emma laid Brookes down on the sand then giving him a warm sensational grumpy trail. So sational Brookes moaned, "I LOVE YOU PATTY!!"

by Mia Queefington December 24, 2007

Rusty Trailer

A larger red head (typically female) that has not been used sexually in while.

I wouldn't do that rusty trailer

by 2hundy June 13, 2010

up under the trailer

Someone who is so white-trash that they are not even in the trailer.

Jennifer's from up under the trailer.

by shelia October 8, 2003

raw dog the dirt trail

When someone is out of condoms and they don't wanna waste time, they end up "raw dogging the dirt trail," which means to have anal sex in order to prevent pregnancy.

John: Did you get some last night?

Peter: Well, I was out of condoms and didn't want to have a young Pete running around, so I decided to raw dog the dirt trail.

by ftblplyr69 March 16, 2011