land shark

A word often used to describe dangerous dog breeds such as Bullterriers (Pitbull, Stafford) and Mastiffs (Rottweiler, Dogo Argentino, Boerboel) because they tend to have large jaws, sharp teeth and muscular bodies, which goes with the ability to severely injure and kill other humans and animals.

"My crappy neighbour recently bought an American Pitbull Terrier, the jaw was so huge that it reminded me of some kind of land shark. I heard they kill more people than all other breeds combined!"

by Notyourmother123 May 10, 2020

No man’s land

The time between peak drunkenness and blackout

Yo, I am in no man’s land, I think I will be blackout soon.

by Dbon20 May 20, 2020

Land boat

A boat on land that does nothing and is worthless.

Bro you're acting like and land boat

by Unidentifiable boob job May 22, 2020

The landing.

When you and your squad get your arse handed to you in warzone and blame it on where you jumped and landed. Nothing at all to do with you and your team being shit at the game.

Team1: Fuck I’m down..
Team2: it’s the landing. bro I tell you!
Team3: yep, shit spot to land!

by CrackheadJim May 24, 2020

Land Yacht

A loosely defined category referring to large and cumbersome motor vehicles

An insult for someone who appears athletic but is actually very slow-moving

Sometimes I just like to chug around town in my dad's old Land Yacht.

"He seemed promising in baseball tryouts, but seeing how long he takes to get to 2nd base, he's just a Land Yacht"

by Redemptsion June 2, 2020

Lunar landing

While you're turtle heading, you stamp your partner's body with the protruding feces.

Woke up with lunar landings all over me.

by AMThunder June 3, 2020

Landing Strip

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!

That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.

by MaeMeow710 July 5, 2020