sock plop

A sock plop is when you put butter in your sock and it makes a plop

Oh my gawd! that is one mean sock plop

by WaffleDude July 16, 2014

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Mayonaise Sock

The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.

In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.

by Clitmaster Flash January 6, 2012

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Dunny socks

When you lay a Turd and realize there is no toilet paper. Your socks then have an obligatory duty.

Fuck Bro, that curry hit me hard! Before i could scope there was no toilet paper i was sprayin. Dunny socks to the rescue.

by Zeb VanZandt August 18, 2014

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A relatively loose chick who refuses to f*** with her socks off. When attempting to scrogg a SS, one has to get quite creative/destructive when any particular sock slut is wearing panty hose, or perhaps a onesie.

YOU: Anthony, I banged your sister last night.

Anthony: What the f***, bro! Not cool.

YOU: you're telling me. She was a total tube sock slut. I felt like I was in an 1980s porno cast in a men's locker. Say, now that I think of it... It was actually pretty f***ing dope. Your sock slut of a sister wasn't half bad.

by RayLewisRiceMessier April 3, 2015

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Sock Pickle

When you hollow out a pickle, only to place your erect penis inside, covering it all by a standard work sock.

I prefer his sock pickle

by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011

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Spooky Sock

an old, dirty sock filled with a combination of dust, egg yolk, tp, and flour/sugar. (usually as a practical joke)

Nick: Yo when Jason slept over he was talking in his sleep.

Owen: Ya?

Nick: So what i did was got a spooky sock, and beat the shit out of him with it...

Owen: Awww, Siiiick... Was there yolk every where?

Nick: Ya, and he like started crying... my mom came down so he had to leave..

Owen: lol

by Samm Semaj Kcin December 2, 2010

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