by Icewolf_356 April 10, 2021
Get the Cutemug. by Yourbtskztrash March 23, 2020
Get the Cutemug. Felony Cute is an expression I coined meaning so unbearably and overwhelmingly cute that it should be a crime for a dog or cat to have that much power over us. I mean, you know, making us get a goofy grin on our face, get weak in the knees, and talk baby talk.
The little Golden Retriever puppy was not just cute; I mean after all, they all are. He was *felony cute* making me have a big goofy grin, weakening my knees, and forcing a stream of baby talk from my mouth. It should be a serious crime, perhaps even a felony, for a cute puppy to render me helpless.
by Poppy Doodle June 18, 2018
Get the felony cutemug. hellen:hey mildred
mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute
mildred:hey
hellen:oh it that your baby
mildred oh yeah mhm say hi baby
baby: gahhh*vomits*
hellen: awww sooo monkey cute
by blueparis1012 March 20, 2019
Get the monkey cutemug. A smart and funny person..... smarter and cooler and funnier and cuter then a cute raccoon..... everyone wants to be a cute bud or a cute buddy.
by Xoxox Livia April 9, 2020
Get the cute budmug. 
