Pity Cookie

A virtual "reward" you can give someone whom annoyingly complains about situations in their life that either lack merit or they are doing so to derive unnecessary sympathy.

Person who is complaining: "I'm way pissed off man...my Dad is buying me a new BMW for my birthday when I specifically asked for a Ferrari!"

Annoyed Friend: "Wow...that really sucks. How 'bout I warm up the oven and bake you some f*cking Pity Cookies then!"

by Gold Frisch July 27, 2012

lit cookie

pot cookie

Have a lit cookie

by Gale9281 November 17, 2017

Government cookie

Someone that sucks up to the government

youre a god damn government cookie

by Yeokiddd March 23, 2019

water-cookies

Water-cookies are frozen water that Is essentially basically ICE, what you put in any beverage to make COLD. WATER-Cookies

yo can me get some water-cookies, my seagrams is getting very warm.

by water cookies November 3, 2013

Club Cookies

Club Cookies are another name a special pill that will give you the best time of your life (Ecstasy)

oi dave lad, wanna pop a few club cookies with me

by Bffhhgff October 13, 2020

Flower Cookie

A pretty, homosexual that looks good enough to eat.

Guy 1: “Check out that hot guy!”
Guy 2: “I’d like to get to know that flower cookie!”

by Trixie Montgomery August 14, 2018

Word Cookies

It's a game, download it from the app store fool.

"Want to play Word Cookies with me?"

by Clorox-Bleach April 20, 2018