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Vietnam Landing Strip

A Vietnam Landing Strip is when a guy doesn't wipe his ass and has shit on him until it forms in a landing strip shape. In sexual terms, a girl would land her tongue on the strip and lick it until it's clean.
Dude, my girl asked if she could play with my Vietnam Landing Strip. Her tongue felt like warm jello
by Sophisticated Gentlemen February 11, 2023
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
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Landing Strip

After your Plane has landed, and your pull out game is on point. You will release your sperm on to the Landing strip, the straight line of hair will secure your sperm from dripping down. Mission was a Success!
That landing strip is a Bush, perfect for catching my Sea-Man. Prepare for the Jungle.
by MaeMeow710 July 5, 2020
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The Wonder Land

The North of England is The Wonder Land. Named this due to being better than the more southern regions of England, specifically the South East which is particularly rife with dictators and generally unfriendly people.
So, you're moving up to The Wonder Land?
by A man who mustn't be named January 23, 2011
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Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
mugGet the Lunar Landingmug.

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
mugGet the Lunar Landingmug.

Lunar Landing

The act of having sex doggy style, then pulling out and ejaculating on her cottage cheese cellulite. Aka Moon Crater Creampie.
by Big Guy 1984 June 1, 2016
mugGet the Lunar Landingmug.

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