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Bastard

Recent appropriations of the word bastard now affix the term to middle aged white men in primarily rural settings. This new appropriation is inspired by visionary Native American Mothers. This maternal act of appropriation supplants The naughtiest word in the English language. It is very sad that we assign derogatory terms to infants. Making bastard the naughtiest word in the English language will demote thundercunt to the second naughtiest word in the English language.
That bastard in his big stupid truck spends all day driving his fat bastard ass up and down these gravel roads glaring at people. He should shake the Funonions off his trousers and do something productive for once!
by Scrambled legs dance squad December 17, 2021
mugGet the Bastardmug.

rat bastard

A despicable person, usually pakistani origins
Do you want to hang out with Umer?
Nah man, he is such a rat bastard
by CoolGamer123 September 22, 2021
mugGet the rat bastardmug.

no spilling bastard

One who while pouring shots spills even a little bit.
Steven was such a no spilling bastard, he poured half the bottle on the table pouri g shots.
by whitetail lightning September 12, 2021
mugGet the no spilling bastardmug.

Bastard

He is Edward's bastard child
by Volibear November 1, 2021
mugGet the Bastardmug.

Old Bastard

When someone plays an elderly character and focuses more on their age, rather than their character.
Master Roshi's AB dub actor was better known as Old Bastard
by anonymous November 17, 2020
mugGet the Old Bastardmug.

rat bastard awful

A word created by a crazy gamer girl called EOz Zoe it means that something is so bad that its a bastardized and not wanted in any way shape or form .. Is gone off or yuk can mean wtf is that . oor can be a describing word of a persons attitude. Or object .
That is a really rat bastard awful thing to do.

Why the hell are you so rat bastard awful

Or
Angry face . gamer girl f off that s rat bastard awful go f yourself .. Lol
by Eoz Zoe March 20, 2023
mugGet the rat bastard awfulmug.

no spilling bastard

One who spills even just a little bit while pouring a shot
Steve called me a no spilling bastard when I spilled 2 drops after I poured us shots
by JeromeWheats September 14, 2021
mugGet the no spilling bastardmug.

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