Vampire Load

When you are facing a mirror during sex and your partner is directly behind you, so you can't see them in the mirror, you only feel them inside you.

"So last night I was getting fucked in the bathroom, and he filled me with a vampire load"

by Sack of Hammers July 15, 2025

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Lager Load

The crown jewel of trailer park romance: shotgun a cheap lager in the shower while gettin’ your pole polished, then bust like a busted transmission and douse her dome in leftover brew like she just won a demolition derby. Best served warm, with flip-flops on.

Casey surprised his girl with a lager load while taking a shower

by B-ready May 2, 2025

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When your friend Jacob takes too long to process things being said. The loading period lasts usually around from 1 minute to 87 business days

friend: Anybody wanna go out?
Jacob: (Loading...)

by Jacob Loading process... October 21, 2022

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hood load

A term used to describe a magazine of random bullets usually not made by the same manufacturer. Often gathered over time or from different individuals.

homeboy had the clip in the Blicky loaded with a full hood load.

by Betsyboop February 3, 2025

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Z-Load

1. The least of the last when considering the male hierarchy. i.e. Alpha male, Beta male, Sigma male, random dude…incel, Z-Load.
2. The last little bit of sperm that leaked from a failed condom causing a surprise pregnancy leading to a financial train wreck for parents and a life of perpetual underachievement and excessive lameness for the resulting child.
3. Influencers who constantly seek to be viewed as experts in their field while only using basic buzzwords and catch phrases. Easily recognized as know-nothing fraudsters by actual industry professionals.

Could that guy be any more cringe? I know, he’s such a Z-Load!

by Smoovemattyb May 12, 2023

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