Muffin Shark

The lesbian equivalent of a chicken hawk (an older gay man who seeks out much younger gay men/twinks).

Ashley and Donna got totally stalked by some Jurassic Muffin Sharks at the Indigo Girls concert.

by Dandy Don May 9, 2013

cunt muffin

a person that eats a a lot muffins and is a real big cunt

Guy 1: Hey did you hear about Tom
Guy 2: I heard that he was a huge cunt muffin
Guy 1: Yea he ate all my muffin's so i called him a cunt muffin

by YeetMaster42 August 12, 2018

Chicken Muffin

Chicken muffin is a word to use at any moment just to be weird, and is also used to break weird silences

Person 1: What did you do today?
Person 2: Chicken muffin

by Chicken muffin girl May 30, 2018

Fuggle-Muffin

An expression of extreme annoyance

*stubs toe*

FUGGLE-MUFFIN!

by William Wordsworth October 22, 2023

muffin snatcher

someone who grabs vaginas due to muffin meaning vagina and snatcher meaning a person who grabs

Our president Donald Trump is considered a "muffin snatcher" because he has been known to say grab them by the pussy.

by One Legged Jeff January 29, 2017

Muffin bite

It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.

Babe can you muffin bite me tonight?

by Capm28 May 3, 2021

Muffin Mittens

When the clitoris of a vagina is so large and fatty that it gets cold and you have to put socks in your underwear.

"Yo my clit is so cold rn."

"Oh, just put on your muffin mittens."

by Whatupdoc October 9, 2014