In the event that either significant other in a relationship of less than 3 months becomes extremely ill, no longer operates as advertised or becomes extremely unreliable…the other significant other reserves the right to immediately terminate the relationship with a clean break and without fear of retaliation.
The girl I was with for less than 2 months became so sick and stopped doing fun things with me, so I enacted the Lemon Law and got a newer model.
by CuriousLynx June 12, 2025

by Idkligmaman January 13, 2023

by lemonic_is_cool August 23, 2021

by Brwnrce April 19, 2016

Quite simply this is another way of saying "Do me favour". However this version tends to be used by people who live in and or frequent London, England.
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
Often it is used to express disbelief in what someone is saying .
#1 Do me a lemon, and give me a lift to the pub.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
#2 Do me a lemon, there's no way he said that you absolute muppet.
by Gazcap June 3, 2024

by roll20000 June 13, 2023

Lemons are a fruit, mot people know that, but the word "lemon" in lets say, Wattpad stories, can mean something else. That "something else" is smut, sex, and other reproductive activities. the first sentence is the "smut" part the second sentence is about the actual fruit.
"Last night I stayed up til like, 5 reading gay lemon stories!"
"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"
"im not sure if i should put a lemon slice on my drink or not"
by FuckYouInParticular August 25, 2023
