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Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.
courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede
by taraishilarious October 21, 2010
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human bunk bed

The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.

Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.

There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 10, 2010
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super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons
Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...
by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 30, 2007
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Generic Human Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks familiar to a higher-than-average number of strangers. The person's generic-looking aesthetic may frequently prompt strangers to stop on the street and ask if they have met the person before or for new acquaintances to insist that the person was at a previous engagement with them when they were in fact, not.
"I'm very certain we haven't met before, but I probably look familiar to you because I have Generic Human Syndrome.
by GHS Patient July 26, 2019
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Garbage in human form

Similar to human garbage, but the difference is that a garbage in human form is in essence a garbage that's pretending to be a human, while human garbage is a human whose worth is about the same as a garbage.
Kitten A: Sally didn't feed us for 3 days. She's such a human garbage!
Kitten B: No, she's a garbage in human form.

Kitten A: what's the difference?
Kitten B: Read urban dictionary.
by Gaga2015 November 11, 2019
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Human Water Hose

When you shove a garden hose up your ass and put that fucker on jet, then hope for the best
I’m so close to committing human water hose right now!
by Mikeox big November 29, 2019
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Eiffel Human Centipede

A sex position, similar to an Eiffel tower, but with 3 girls in the middle. It could either be a fully poly orgy, or simply 2 couples with an HBB (hot bi bitch) in the center of it.
"How about this, we have a 5-some but you won't fuck my chick and I won't fuck your chick. We would just have that extra chick in the middle of everything. Then we can high-5 with everything in the middle of it. It'd be like an Eifel Tower, but with a human centipede in the center. An Eiffel human centipede."
by Absentlung September 16, 2019
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