trans-human organism

The "humans" you see walking around aimlessly on their phones, or those who are in the "tech trap." They live in sort of a martix, seeing value in fabricated occurances such as getting a like on instagram. This is part of an agenda to transform humans to robots. "The matrix was a documentary"- Keanu Reeves

Fortnite, instagram posts, and snapchat stoires are favorites of the trans-human organisms.

by Morpheus Ho Eklelegmenos Mou June 12, 2018

Single cell human

A single cell human is somebody narrow minded and like an actual single cell organism only has one function and purpose in life. Most single cell humans do not realise they are which therefore makes them even wors. They usually ass lick leaders and dominant/alpha people, you could say this is a similar word to sheep

“Ugh, she’s such a single cell human.”

by sailA Alias August 4, 2018

human growth and development

What we call Sex Ed nowadays.

"Human growth and development teaches kids about save intercourse and puberty. It also teaches kids to be mature about their bodies!" the over-enthusiastic Sex Ed 'teacher' exclaimed her propaganda.

by ElizabethSchuyler123 April 10, 2017

Human Spooning Centipede

a line of people laying chest to back (facing the same direction) with one another, making a long line of spooners.

courtney mitchells favourite thing to do is spoon like a human spooning centipede

by taraishilarious October 21, 2010

Human Dunce-cap

A cunt burger. Someone so unbelievably stupid they may as well be named Mordecai or Emily. A sub-human to the extent of being compared to an inanimate object. Basically, a chair so lazy and idiotic it would need to lie down before being used and subsequently break itself

Emily: I can't believe people don't like pickled lettuce on their pizza.
Sam: You fucking human dunce-cap

by kry0stat1s April 17, 2020

Human x Pony

Art in the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic fandom portraying humans and ponies in romantic or otherwise intimate situations.

When art is drawn of a man sleeping with Princess Celestia, we know that somebody is into Human x Pony relationships.

by Arceus777 September 1, 2017

Human Meat Container

Why the fuck are you looking this up

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you

by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023