A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.
Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.
by gettin jizzy wit it December 17, 2006
by gogojohnny April 24, 2022
The act of forming a bunk bed with warm bodies. Usually involving 3 individuals but can be created with 2 very crafty individuals. Represented with the 699 symbol.
Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.
There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
Ideally this formation involves 3 women or a man and 2 women. However, it will still be deemed a human bunk bed with 2 men and 1 woman and technically a human bunk bed with 3 men.
There is no ideal locale for this formation to take place. However light is preferred since the first human bunk bed was created in the absence of light.
"Hey baby, you ever make a human bunk bed before? No? Well its easy. Go grab your girlfriend and get on. But first, I've got to work on my glamour muscles."
by humanbunkbed May 11, 2010
by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023
Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 04, 2013
The only part of your consciousness you are aware of that defines your personality and who you are. A fragment of living ego that is an off-shoot from the hyper consciousness that is everything and nothing. A small shard of the infinite being in you that slumbers. The small sliver of "you" that manifested inside a programmed dream world.
At my human fractal level, I feel emotionally beat-up about not getting hired, but when I take a step back as an observer I see many other opportunities opening when that one opportunity shuts close.
by S.T.A.G. February 28, 2021
Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.
by NotAWelshMan December 07, 2021