human stain

A young, small teenager who remarkably resembles a jizz stain. If you know a person who looks like this, then you must call him by his proper name: Jizzstain! Don't forget, calling the person a human stain will not do.
Dustin Maris was ridiculed for thousands of years by his fellow peers because his boyfriend thought that he looked like a slimey human stain.
by gettin jizzy wit it December 17, 2006
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human fecal matter

This morning, i found human fecal matter on my side of the bed.
by gogojohnny April 24, 2022
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Human Meat Container

Why are you looking up "Human Meat Container" on urban dictionary. What is wrong with you
by MindLockAERO September 11, 2023
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human tree dart

Is when a person rides on a motorcycle (sport/crotch rocket style) and is involved in a vehicle crash. As a result of the crash the rider flies like a dart through the air with an enough speed and force to stick into a tree like a dart. 99% of the time the motorcycle rider is killed on impact with any solid surface.
A human tree dart is person that is riding on a sport/crotch rocket style motorcycle is involved in a vehicle crash. They hit with such force the rider is thrown from the bike flying through the air like a dart. When the rider hits a solid object after being thrown from the motorcycle they stick on a tree or other solid object like a dart sticks on a dart board.
by lead dog millionaire October 04, 2013
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Human Fractal Level

The only part of your consciousness you are aware of that defines your personality and who you are. A fragment of living ego that is an off-shoot from the hyper consciousness that is everything and nothing. A small shard of the infinite being in you that slumbers. The small sliver of "you" that manifested inside a programmed dream world.
At my human fractal level, I feel emotionally beat-up about not getting hired, but when I take a step back as an observer I see many other opportunities opening when that one opportunity shuts close.
by S.T.A.G. February 28, 2021
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super human satchle

A satchle in which one can store various lethal weapons
Much like the Arch of the Covinent, the super human satchle contains power which the human race cannot comprehend...
by Devon-Ryan-Tim January 26, 2007
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The Human Genome Project

Not only is it a tongue twister, its also a mind boggle. You don't want to learn about this at all, but you need to.
Teacher: Today we'll be focusing on The Human Genome Project!
Student: Oh shit.
by NotAWelshMan December 07, 2021
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