bargain basement

An adjective used to delineate when something is of a low or poor quality. Below standard. Generally unfabulous.

"Somebody should tell Ricardo that he looks like a bargain basement gay with that poorly made fake Louis Vuitton man bag on his shoulder."

"I can't stand my girlfriend's friends from high school. They're so bargain basement."

by NYLAsexbomb November 25, 2006

parents basement

home

Hey i finally got out of my parents basement!

by riley333344566 April 7, 2021

Boys in the basement

A slang term that refers to the male testicles.

"Take it easy, my boys in the basement are sensitive!"

by Angelic_Sherry September 22, 2005

frog baseball

A reference to a very early Beavis and Butthead cartoon in which they treat the frog as a baseball, and hit it with a bat, just to watch it splat. Very funny.

Dude, that thing is toast, let's take it out back and play frog baseball

by Nekto September 19, 2006

based balls

Based balls were basically the first name for crack during it's intial years, circa 85-88. Crack first appeared on the streets of NYC in about 1985, although freebase was smoked prior to that, the addition of baking soda created a whole new monster. Based balls was what the "Wild Cowboys" gang called their first batch of potent crack to hit the street in large numbers.
The Wild Cowboys were a notorious gang based mainly in Washington Heights, Manhattan and parts of the South Bronx. Based balls were sold at many spots throughout both The Heights and in the Bronx. they usually came in large, cooked up rocks in vials sold for $20 and up. The reason they choose the name was because they resembled tinier sized baseballs
Crack known as "Based Balls" was strictly a New York Ccity term, known mostly in Washington Heights. Although crack spread to all of the boroughs, and nationwide, based balls was a name used solely by the infamous Cowboys to solidify their reign as crack kings of the 80's and early 90's.

Based Balls were first sold at 174th and Audubon where the Wild cowboys ruled the streets.

by Lenny Sepulveda November 13, 2006

The Dirty Baserva

The act of getting a stripper pregnant while wearing a sombrero and in another relationship at the sametime.Then refusing to step up to the plate and be a daddy.

defintion #2 Taking donations from a community with the promise of helping the handicap and never stepping up to the plate and honoring that promise.

EX:1" Your boyfriend got me pregnant and is giving me the dirty baserva"

EX:2 "Several people in the community donated money to help with the handicap only to receive a Dirty Baserva.

by The happy sombrero November 25, 2007

baseball wife

n. like a gold digger, but this woman's specific intent was to land a pro-athlete. Often attempt "unplanned" pregnancies to land their victims/husbands. Found in large quantities in Paradise Valley and Scottsdale, Arizona, especially at Fashion Square Mall.

She's only screwing him because he got drafted by the team. She's so trying to be a baseball wife.

by FooJee August 14, 2005