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American Invasion

The process of gathering mass amounts of Americans, traveling to any or many Asian countries, and driving as slow as possible in efforts to slow down traffic and confuse other drivers. Also, at the same time, gather in big groups and go out to eat at local restaurants, and crowd the hotel elevators.
Person 1: "Did you see that massive Asian invasion the other day at the mall?"

Person 2: "I sure did, but that's okay because were going to hit them back with the American Invasion !"
by oceansandstreams January 21, 2009
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African-American

The word given to black people as a way of making them feel less american then everyone else. Making them feel like they all belong or grew up in Africa when most have families that trace back to america in the 18th-19th century. Or 1700's-1800's for people who don't know.

- A word given to black americans only by other americans, not used in any other countries to refer to black americans.
Son: Why are brown people called African-Americans?

DAD: Because they're all African!
Son: Then why aren't we called European-American?
Dad: Because white people are true Americans.
by TheUrbainDict August 10, 2015
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American Spiritualist

A sub-category of hipster, the American Spiritualist is notable for its interest in New Age philosophies, eastern mysticsm, Native Americans, Paganism, psychedelia, and various other non-western philosphical and theological belief-systems. Distinguishing characteristics include crystals, feathers, wolf shirts, large-stone jewelry, multiple rings, mandalas, psychedelic and/or mystical tattoos, and American Spirit cigarettes. Many American Spiritualists are enthusiastic hallucinogen users.

See also: new age hipster, hippie-hipster-hybrid, hipsty
"What's the deal with Allison's tats? Sanskrit, Buddha, the Flower of Life...didn't people used to make fun of her because she still believed in Jesus?"

"Yeah, but a couple of months ago she took way too many mushrooms and went to a Gang Gang Dance show, got naked, and told everybody she was God. Now she's all American Spiritualist."
by The Electric Jelly March 5, 2012
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generic american

The sort of twat who is such a predictable american xbox playing dick you doubt that they're even real. Left to their own devices they can ruin online communities, but luckily they can be shut up by saying somthing smart.
generic american: yo

you: hi

generic american: sup asl lol 0_0?????!!!!!!??!?!?!!!?? lol?

you: fuck you

generic american: i fucked yo momma. fag

you: well done shes fat ungly and 50 years old

silence*
by Robert_Paulson42 February 4, 2010
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American Idiot

A cd made in 2004 made by Green Day. Also a song made by Green Day.
by iloveAFII October 29, 2010
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Methican Americans

Anyone in America that uses meth. Is described as a methican American
Wow, them methican Americans are really mething things up for the rest of us
by Vertigo turtle June 11, 2018
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american idiot

Green Day's newest album. Its an amazing rock opera that combines muscial genius with the cold hard truth. People keep on dissing it because it made them more famous then they were before or because its different from the rest of the albums. I think its the most popular because its anti-Bush and most (hopefully all) people today hate him, and secondly, so what if its different? Its still amazing, but so are Dookie and Nimrod.
I saw a big difference between St. Pepper's and Revolver but no one said The Beatles sold out.
by Fannerz April 3, 2005
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