Sap O' The Morning Wood

When you jerk off in the morning in order to get rid of your morning boner.

I had an important interview that morning, so I rubbed out a sap o' the morning wood, got dressed, and left the house.

by SpringFellows May 26, 2016

morning

Period of the day that goes from 6:00 am to 11:59 am.

Morning.

by Çyçyryany April 21, 2025

gravy will be thin in the morning

you're in trouble

if you don't straighten up your gravy will be thin in the morning

by Words r' Me November 7, 2013

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and wet in the morning.

She dreamed of making love to her lover and woke up with morning dew.

by Hannah from phrendly November 16, 2023

Aesthetic Mornings

A phrase quoted by individuals who believe their life constitutes that of an Instagram profile. A trusty film camera, mug of black coffee and a tennis skirt is all you need to characterise your morning as an "aesthetic morning".

Also: Used ironically to mock someone who believes their morning routine is 'aesthetic' (or) A mocking alternative to "aesthetic warning".

Tom: "Jasmine, those blueberry pancakes look really nice."

Jasmine: "Aesthetic mornings!"

by JazzieThursdays69 May 3, 2021

Morning!

When greeting people, saying morning is an alternative way of saying "hello", at any time of day.

*Harry walks into the Spice Fusion* Glen Barlow: "Morning!"

by Kingy123572 June 16, 2018

Early morning riser

A person who wakes up early in the morning. The title of a Pure Prairie League song from 1972.

I think that one of the keys to my success is that I am an early morning riser. Because of this, I tend to associate mostly with other early morning risers. We drink coffee together.

by Big poppa 62353456 December 2, 2016