by SirJohn021485 August 30, 2020

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Tarragon in Sixty Seconds Burger, you should try it!"
by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 16, 2018

The rule stating a DOUBLE TEXT is ok AS LONG AS the second text message is sent within 5 seconds of the first.
by Piledriver10000 February 29, 2016

the condition that occurs when a male enters frigid water and his member thusly contracts to the size of a belly button, either outie or innie (depending on wellness of his endowment), and causes the temporary formation of an apparent "second belly button" for the duration of his time in the water and a period of approximately five minutes after his recession to dry land.
"Yo bro I totes had Second Belly Button Syndrome when I had to bail on that sick whitewater run last winter. It was hella gnarly, yet def not tubular. Ok well maybe inwardly tubular a wee bit bro."
"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."
"That's sick nasty man. Don't fucking tell me that...."
by Dr. McNadsty October 21, 2010

When you pick up something interesting on the ground and you hold it for less than 5 seconds, it is ok to put it back on the ground.
jim: dude didn't you pick that off the ground?
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
tom: ya.
jim: then why are you putting it back on the ground? you should just put it in the trash.
tom: nah dude. inverse 5-second rule.
by dtix July 30, 2010

Random guy: "I'm the second coming of Jesus Christ."
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
Eric Andre: " PROVE IT. TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE- TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE-"
by L. Ron Hoyabembe May 12, 2021

When you're sitting in a class (usually in a packed lecture hall)and you are distracted by what a person in front of you is doing on their computer.
Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.
Could be due to any laptop but it is usually Mac Books; because of their slick configuration, popularity and flawless distractability for anyone in a 15 foot radius.
I couldn't concentrate at all today in my RN103 Lecture because this guy in front of me was simultaneously taking notes, chatting on Facebook, watching 30 Rock on Hulu and playing Tetris. The whole time I suffered from second-hand mac distract.
by thebatman89 February 20, 2009
