christmas pimp

selling out of christmas! money hustle anywhere and everywhere, disguising itself as worship of jesus

i work in retail, this time of year i feel like a christmas pimp!

those merchandisers are out there trying to christmas pimp the people!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

Pimp stomp

That's how a pimp stomps his ho' when she ain't got his money. Can be used to express to someone just how severely you are about to whip them because they don't have the brains that God gave a garden pea.

Used in a sentence: "You better back up off me, I'm about to pimp stomp you!"

by rikkitiki February 3, 2010

Pimps-Empire

Elite internet group

man Pimps-Empire Kicks ass!

by ne0 February 27, 2004

Pimp Chip

A pimp chip is an implant that makes you in to Chief Slappahoe

Ever since Mark had his pimp chip installed he has been carrying a cane and has developed a propensity for ho slapping.

by Stomp Box July 13, 2011

pimp food

food that is good.

"Mmm, pimp food" (after discovering pizza)

by bj_ October 12, 2012

Pimp cane

1. the cane a pimp uses to help him walk because he has aids

2. the cane a pimp uses to help him walk because he has aids and that conceals a wand (the kind of wand that has magical powers and is made out of wood with a special core)

Hay there Lucius, hows the dark lord? Was he the one who gave you the pimp cane?

by luciusmalfoy November 6, 2009

myspace pimping

(v) - When an individual, usually a loser or a pretty boy who just got dumped, goes on Myspace and looks for girls -- generally in his area -- and proceeds to "mack" on them on their myspace.

- Yo, I heard Dominick got dumped by Julia.

- Yeah, he's Myspace Pimping now.

- Hah! What a fag.

by AC August 3, 2006