someone big and buff
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
someone i would like to call baby
someone that could protect
never fret
cause the tank is here to save me
That beautiful tank of a man is squatting so his massive cannons of legs are showing, causing me to feel faint.
by bigcheeseboy December 12, 2022
Get the tankmug. Fredikin the Fucking Tank is an old myth not said to be real but is stated to be the most powerful form of any living being in the universe. He is said to be powered off of pure rage. It was said to be birthed after the death of his hamster which fuelled his anger out of control creating Fredikin the Fucking Tank. It has been a long time since anyone has claimed any sightings of him but the prophecy says he will be unleashed one day when he is truly needed.
by Lore Tellers March 26, 2023
Get the Fredikin the Fucking Tankmug. A show where the contestants don't leave their egos at the door, they leave them behind the door in a dark place where nobody can see or get to them.
Shark Tank isn't full of water or sharks, just a bunch of obnoxious and funny looking people like some of the ones you grew up with.
by The Original Agahnim November 19, 2021
Get the Shark Tankmug. When a man takes some time in between rounds of sex to eat and(or) drink in order to replenish semen and energy.
by anonymous August 9, 2024
Get the Reload the tankmug. George: Man, I haven’t gotten laid in a week. My tanks are gettin’ full.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.
Dave: Better go rub one out and empty those bad boys.
by D. Lishus Thigh January 1, 2021
Get the Tanksmug. he’s a wanker when you first meet him and throughout the friendship he stays the same . he is not funny and has not humour and is a man whore . he thinks everyone likes him but they don’t .
by sexy pornstar 1234 April 22, 2020
Get the thomas the tank engine creaseymug. “Woah look at that tank diva over there!”
“You are such a tank diva”
“I bet that truck driver is a tank diva”
“You are such a tank diva”
“I bet that truck driver is a tank diva”
by Grassfedcow June 7, 2025
Get the Tank Divamug.