sock plop

A sock plop is when you put butter in your sock and it makes a plop

Oh my gawd! that is one mean sock plop

by WaffleDude July 16, 2014

Mayonaise Sock

The female body part where mayonaise is collected or stored for uses other than to make a sandwich.

In the heat of the moment, she asked me to pop a load into her mayonaise sock.

by Clitmaster Flash January 6, 2012

sock shave

to shave the area of your legs that a tube sock would cover
-usually when your legs need shaving but you don't have enough time and plan on wearing slip-on shoes with pants that aren't too long.
-occurs more often in the winter when you wear long pants and don't really need to shave

Girl: My jeans are for my date in less than an hour are too short to wear with my flats since I haven't shaved in a couple weeks! Well I'll sock shave in the shower.

by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! January 24, 2010

Sock party

A fight with lowlifes

A man acted like an oil turd when I missed the exact change at work so I guess I'll give him a sock party

by Cnote the crow November 16, 2021

Virgin Socks

Freshly bought and/or new socks that have never been worn before.

Guys, I just bought some Virgin Socks.

I love putting on a new pair of Virgin Socks.

by Yago-Vixen October 20, 2019

PP sock

The PP sock is comfy and warm spot to let your pp hang. Usually you have small pp because of the cold but thanks to PP sock you now have normal pp. But watch out for the poop sock, the poop sock is not comfy and warm.(the poop sock that mommy didn’t find)

“PP sock helped me though my marriage”

by Mr.Poopsock December 28, 2020

Sock Slut

A relatively loose chick who refuses to f*** with her socks off. When attempting to scrogg a SS, one has to get quite creative/destructive when any particular sock slut is wearing panty hose, or perhaps a onesie.

YOU: Anthony, I banged your sister last night.

Anthony: What the f***, bro! Not cool.

YOU: you're telling me. She was a total tube sock slut. I felt like I was in an 1980s porno cast in a men's locker. Say, now that I think of it... It was actually pretty f***ing dope. Your sock slut of a sister wasn't half bad.

by RayLewisRiceMessier April 3, 2015