Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011
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Get the riley rock mug.the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.
Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009
Get the Smut Rock mug.1. (v): to do something so shockingly awesome that even you are breathless at the prospect of your own awesomeness. Massively impressive.
2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.
2. (v): to do or participate in something that attains such a level of awesomeness because one (the platypus rocker) was involved in its creation or progress.
by Stan_the_Man! March 3, 2009
Get the Platypus Rock mug.A rock that also has a talent in wriggling around a lot. This rock also has an unusual addiction to canteen cheese toasties, and has a very strong open relationship with the rock.
by Wriggle the rock October 29, 2020
Get the Wriggle the rock mug.Bunker rock is a genre of classical rock characterized by its apocalyptic themes. While its musical style can vary wildly, the genre is primarily identified by a sharp juxtaposition between style and thematic material. It is common to hear songs written in a major key while the lyrics reflect upon themes of death and destruction.
I sometimes feel like modern people are obsessed with the end of the world, but then I listen to some bunker rock and it reminds me that things have been this way for awhile.
by shamanticist November 18, 2019
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