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National Key Board Day

This day is on april 17th, Its the day where you are allowed to shove a keyboard up your ass or vagina
“Yo tyler, Its National Key Board Day, Imma shove my keyboard up my ass tonight”
by Poopslaafjeroen123 April 17, 2020
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thinking on key

similar to thinking out loud, but using chat or typing instead of speech
"what time is it there? saint louis is 6 hours difference, so 10-6=4... its 4am there?"

"you should have just asked instead of thinking on key"
by redpanda2008 April 30, 2010
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Spicy keys

When you heat someone's keyring in an oven and when asked for them you throw them back using tongs. This causes them to catch searing hot keys with they're hands thus making the keys "spicy".
Anon: Where are my keys?
Me: here you go *throws him the keys with tongs*
Anon *catches keys burning hands* :Ahh! The spicy keys!!! Why would you do this?!
by Peeled Paint June 29, 2017
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The Key Lime Pie

A homosexual activity where one male partner proceeds to ejaculate inside the other male partner's anal cavity, to which immediately after, pisses in the anal cavity to prevent STDs due to the acidity of the piss, much like the Cream Pie
Andres performed the Key Lime Pie to prevent STDs with his partner, Aaron
by FuckGoodGushyPussy69420 January 29, 2022
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KEI SI

means i’m dead in zopau! (“im dead” is used to express laughter)
kei= im, si=dead
someone: mama farted in class today and in smelt like eggs

u: HAHAHA KEI SI
by saratonin April 15, 2023
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Key Bunny

A pair of keys attached by a one segment chain that then resembles a rabbit, the two keys serving as ears…
“To get into my house you’ll need this Key Bunny.”
by HuniBea November 21, 2022
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krhissie kei

Krhissie Kei is a name. You should stay away or else you will be in love to her eyes forever. She is strong and independent women who has a small brain, however she's pretty enough to make your day more lovely and exciting. She have a boyfriend named Nathaniel a good looking and fluffy person that she love the most.
Me: Hi Krhissie Kei have you eaten?
Her: No, I haven't pa.
by DoofenSmirthzxc June 9, 2021
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