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Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.
"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."
by qued October 1, 2008
mugGet the Cincinnati Traffic Jammug.

traffic jam booty

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.
(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)
by pimpcess_07 May 24, 2005
mugGet the traffic jam bootymug.

California Log Jam

When two people go ass-to-ass and proceed to pass stool simultaneously.
After some bran cereal and coffee, we were both ready for some California Log Jamming.
by smothers-brothers November 11, 2012
mugGet the California Log Jammug.

bone-jammed

getting stoned. pot is bone-jam, being stoned is being bone-jammed.
dude, i'm way too bone-jammed to meet your parents.
by nuke choogler November 27, 2009
mugGet the bone-jammedmug.

Cram Jam

The greatest concert in east Texas. Held Annually in Mt. Enterprise Texas.
by cramjam April 15, 2011
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Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM
Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.
by Monster Jammer May 26, 2019
mugGet the Monster JAMmug.

Blueberry Jam

The act of having sex with a girl who has blue waffles.
I just gave blueberry jam to the bitch in my crib.
Every time Jenny has sex, she's receiving blueberry jam.
by SnitchSnatchPatty'sAss December 11, 2011
mugGet the Blueberry Jammug.

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