Smudge muffin

An obese woman that wears too much makeup.

Every office needs a good smudge muffin for solid comic relief.

by Unkleslam May 8, 2015

crunchy muffin

A semen-crusted vagina the morning after sex and no shower.

I went down on my girl this morning but forgot she had a crunchy muffin.

by mohawkslim November 13, 2014

Mighty muffin

It means a good muffin. The food.

1: could I have a box of mighty muffins

2: yes here u go

by Mightymuffins December 30, 2019

Skuttle Muffin

A "cute" way of calling someone a slut. A non-offensive term to discribe someones promiscuous behavior.

Hannah Montana is not a skuttle muffin she is not a slut
Paris Hilton is a skuttle muffin because of her promiscuous behavior.

by Kaytee strapon May 25, 2011

Puffy muffin

Puffy muffin: when frequent sex causes a girl's labias to swell.

I'd love to jam but you did me so hard last night that I have a puffy muffin.

by Brenda Staines August 26, 2016

It's muffin time!

Used in the popular card game "Muffin time" where if you have 10 cards at the start of your turn you may yell "It's muffin time" and win the game. (Please note that this is a VERY short version of the games rules.)

Person 1 *Does his turn*

Person 2 "Hah! I have 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 cards! It's muffin time!"

Person 3 "Aww, guess you win."

by Ganykem February 1, 2022

puppy muffin

a fat walmart citizen, on the scooter with enough muffin top to serve all the street dogs

puppy muffin mama is coming to her puppy muffin baybay

by yodogspjs May 22, 2018