Cincinnati Traffic Jam

When an indivudal has the need to expel flatus and to defecate, and cannot perform the former act without the latter ensuing, especially when motion will force the release.

"Why is Tim standing so still?"
"He's in the middle of a Cincinnati Traffic Jam."

by qued August 06, 2008

traffic jam booty

booty, usually female, that looks so good that it creates traffic.

(girls walks by..)

man #1: Look at that traffic jam booty over there!

(groups of males...and cars..stop to look)

by pimpcess_07 May 12, 2005

bone-jammed

getting stoned. pot is bone-jam, being stoned is being bone-jammed.

dude, i'm way too bone-jammed to meet your parents.

by nuke choogler November 27, 2009

Cram Jam

The greatest concert in east Texas. Held Annually in Mt. Enterprise Texas.

Lets go to the Texas Cram Jam

by cramjam March 30, 2011

eating jam

A meeting of a group of musicians (a jam).

Can't, sorry, I'm eating jam all day.

by mwhaha...ha. February 15, 2011

Jamming in the deep

Sex.

I'm going to be jamming in the deep tonight.

by loopyasdfijaoif November 30, 2011

Monster JAM

Monster Jam is a way of life. Everyone involved has to have drank at least 10 Monster energy drinks. Then at LEAST 10 dudes smash at LEAST 10 erect penises into ONE woman's anus while all simultaneously yelling MONSTERRR JAAAAMMMMMMMM

Monster Jam means this.

Dirty Mike and The Boys decided to get a couple of cases of Monster and bring their friend Marnie over with the intention of smashing her with many many cocks. She came over, monster was consumed, and Monsters were jammed roughly into a single hole.

"That was a solid Monster Jam the other weekend, wasn't it Marnie?"

"Yeah my anus still hasn't stopped bleeding..."

MONSTER JAMMMMMMMM.

by Monster Jammer May 27, 2019