Dick dodger

A lesbian

Man you can't get with her she is a full blown dick dodger

by 333bam September 14, 2024

Wise Dodge

"Wise Dodge" is a term that reflects an opponent's unwillingness to compete against you because the opponent believes they will lose or is not prepared to fight against you. Hence, the opponent is "wisely dodging" a battle with you. This term is more frequently used in online video game cultures, but is still applicable in real-life scenarios.

That meta-mancer's character was banned from the arena, so he's avoiding 1 on 1 fight with me, which is a very wise dodge.

by Hydroxischem January 25, 2026

Raw DOGE

When your government decides to fuck you and family to satisfy the a pseudo Nazi, meme lord

Mike from internal affairs was totally Raw DOGEd, and now he can’t afford his mortgage, he’ll probably be divorced in a month.

by Dogebois March 7, 2025

Corn Dodger

Originated as an alternative definition to Corn Fritter(s).but has since taken new meaning through further discussion.

One who is commonly looking to avoid contact with homosexual males at a party, gala, box social, or social event.

Look at Jimmy over there. He’s been in the corner there with Saucy Pete and Flamboyant Fred for the last 30 minutes. Let’s see if that Corn Dodger, Jimmy, can get out of this one again.

by Jameson Gladenton April 13, 2025

Headphone dodger

“Headphone dodgers” are those who play music or videos out loud on public transport are part of a wider problem of anti-social behavior. They infuriate their fellow Tube, train and bus passengers by making calls on speakerphone and playing music and videos out loud.

Person X: Taking too much space on the subway, listening to the slop-hop (loud and distorted).

Person Y: "Ever heard of earbuds pal? These stinky clothed headphone dodgers are mucking up my morning commute".

by /fa/ggot annon May 4, 2025

Soap Dodger

A person who dodges soap. It's often associated with other unhygienic practices. It originates from the cartoon show "The Amazing World Of Gumball" on Cartoon Network.

Joe: Yo what did you do in the shower u were like in there for 2 minutes?
Bob: Im a soap dodger...
Joe: ew.

by funnywordsforfunnyppl June 17, 2025

Dub Dodger

Someone who avoids getting dubs with the boys

Can’t believe Kevin is being a dub dodger tonight.

by Hi I’m teej August 3, 2025