Donut of failure

1.) A very depressing donut.

2.) A sad person who fails a lot

Example 1:
Chloe: Ewww that donut makes me sad
Sarah: It tasted like a glazed bagel
Chloe: It's a donut of failure

Example 2:
Mikey is such a donut of failure.

by DonutOfFailure November 3, 2023

donut sucking

Sucking cum off a donut.

Donut sucking is commonly used in Russia.

by U~idamuboiji June 12, 2018

Backup Glazed Donut

When an infertile plebeian drizzles surrogate cum on his dick and shoves it in his disappointed partner

My wife wanted to divorce me because I was shootin blanks, so I pulled out the Backup Glazed Donut

by Horse Peener December 1, 2023

Glass Donut

Apple's proposed new campus building.

Have you seen the pictures of the glass donut yet?

by whydoIhavetocreateaname June 29, 2011

Left On Donut

When an individual goes on vacation and has no physical or sexual contact with any woman before he leaves ..

Gregory Went To Miami twice and left on donut

by Bravo Robinson March 19, 2019

Chuck your donuts

To overreact to an unintentional slight in a manner that implies knowledge you don't really have.

"This is the express lane, 10 item or less! How dare you be here with 11 items! You know full well that you are trying to take advantage of hard working people like me!"
"Dude, don't chuck your donuts! - This TP is a two-pack!"

by Awesome guy 74474 May 1, 2021

donut (on siege)

it’s when you go 10-5-3 on siege (not a real donut)

jon you fucking stink and dropped a donut (on siege) bro

by jon is washed at R6 December 8, 2024