A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Acknowledging the humor in something without going through the effort of laughing or pretending to laugh.
Acknowledging the humor in something without going through the effort of laughing or pretending to laugh.
Joker: knock knock
Two Face: who's there?
Joker: guess who?
Two Face: who?
Joker: What are you? An owl?
Two Face: HAs
Joker: knock knock
Two Face: who's there?
Joker: guess who?
Two Face: who?
Joker: What are you? An owl?
Two Face: HAs
by Ousley N. Early July 22, 2022


People started laughing at the has been sexiest guy/girl.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
Guy- You know he/she was the sexiest guy/girl in the late 80s dont you?
Other guy- You know who the sexiest guy/girl was in the 80s? What the fuck are you doing here? Nobody would like that squishy faced, diamond eyed, spaghetti noodled Western retard if they knew who he was.
Guy- I know what you're trying to say dude, I understand your language. I never get any joy from things like this either, there is nothing funny about it, I am with you no matter what, I will always be loyal to you as your friend. I must choose this option, even though I'm not dumb, even though I know there are other options, I still choose this because even though I'm not the only person who doesnt have much self confidence, I still try to fuck with people who are trying by telling them about their arrogance even if they're humble and modest people. I'd rather keep doing that without them or me ever finding out what's really wrong with me. Sometimes I feel so much rougher than other people my age, like they could never have gone through what I went through and make it like I did.
by Solid Mantis September 23, 2020

by alex (has the ah ha funny) January 20, 2022

Even worse than ur bloodline ain't a straight line. It is the ultimate insult
Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.
Whenever this is used someone in a 10 meter area (hail the metric system) explodes in confetti.
Bobby is at Timmy's place playing
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*
- Ur mom gay, said Timmy.
- Ur dad lesbian, answered Bobby.
-Ur sister is a mister.
-I have no sister, said Bobby.
-That's it. Ur fetus has no genus!
*Timmy's mom explodes in confetti*
by ZimbleMeister April 18, 2018
