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Smut Rock

the genre of music in which the lyrics of normal songs are substituted out in exchange for inappropriate terms and phrases, often times of a sexual or racist nature.
Original Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause I like to steal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to heal, I like to steal

I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray
I'm half the man I used to be
This I feel as the dawn
It fades to gray

Smut Rock:
Stone Temple Pilots "Creep"

Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded clam
'Cause it likes to squeal
Take time with a wounded hand
'Cause it likes to squeal, it likes to squeal

She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
She's half the clam she used to be
Cause his peeeenis was wayyy to big
by Dick Anuss April 23, 2009
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Knock Rocks

That goofy fist-to-fist contact that guys do instead of shaking hands. Often seen done by the 909 'bro crowd.
Bob put his hand out to shake, but Chris put his fist out thinking that Bob intended to knock rocks.
by Gloria Butterworth May 27, 2007
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Sausage Rock

Music that females don't listen to. At live shows audience members are comprised solely of males--a mixture of comic book nerds, D&D players, Conan the Barbarian fans. Sometimes they are found sporting homemade Black Flag tattoos. They believe they're awesome, heavy, and tough. Too bad they never have an opportunity to show of for the gals...they're simply not around.
Dave, Josh, Anthony, Erdman, and Mike love to go to sausage rock shows like Immortal.
by pxlchk1 November 23, 2011
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rock the bounty

awesome; pug awesome; incredible; the shit
Damn holmes, this rocks the bounty!
by Adonai October 10, 2004
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box of rocks

by the cooler penguin27 October 8, 2020
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Plant Rocks

To discharge a firearm into another person.
"I saw the whole thing, he walked right up to him and planted a rock right into his forehead!"

"He said he'd Plant Rocks if I snitched"
by BeerNuggets July 11, 2021
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Biting rocks

Biting Rocks is a phrase used to describe extreme boredom. The point is to provide mental imagary of someone so bored that all they can do is find a rock and bite it. Not to be taken literally.
Oh dude, I was so bored last night, I was biting rocks.
by Bribar February 14, 2010
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