A sexual act wherein a man ejaculates in several discrete blobs from just below a woman’s navel straight upwards to just above her breasts, resembling the buttons on the coat of an admiral’s uniform.
Guy A: Did I tell you about my Tindr hookup?
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
Guy B: No, but since you’re bringing it up, I’m guessing you gave her The Admiral’s Buttons!
Guy A: Yep — the double-breasted version!
Alternatively…
Girl A: I let Tucker give me The Admiral’s Buttons last night.
Girl B: That was 12 hours ago and you still haven’t washed it off, you skank!
by Refenestrated December 28, 2021
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