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Poop sock

by Mynanleftme February 11, 2020
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Sock Dick

When a guy’s penis goes limp inside of a girl
He was drilling and he went all sock dick.
by CrazeeRed October 4, 2019
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sock shave

to shave the area of your legs that a tube sock would cover
-usually when your legs need shaving but you don't have enough time and plan on wearing slip-on shoes with pants that aren't too long.
-occurs more often in the winter when you wear long pants and don't really need to shave
Girl: My jeans are for my date in less than an hour are too short to wear with my flats since I haven't shaved in a couple weeks! Well I'll sock shave in the shower.
by ThatChickWhoKicks@$$! January 24, 2010
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Virgin Socks

Freshly bought and/or new socks that have never been worn before.
Guys, I just bought some Virgin Socks.

I love putting on a new pair of Virgin Socks.
by Yago-Vixen October 20, 2019
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Sock Pickle

When you hollow out a pickle, only to place your erect penis inside, covering it all by a standard work sock.
by CrippleDOGS January 6, 2011
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Sock Slut

A relatively loose chick who refuses to f*** with her socks off. When attempting to scrogg a SS, one has to get quite creative/destructive when any particular sock slut is wearing panty hose, or perhaps a onesie.
YOU: Anthony, I banged your sister last night.

Anthony: What the f***, bro! Not cool.

YOU: you're telling me. She was a total tube sock slut. I felt like I was in an 1980s porno cast in a men's locker. Say, now that I think of it... It was actually pretty f***ing dope. Your sock slut of a sister wasn't half bad.
by RayLewisRiceMessier April 3, 2015
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Dunny socks

When you lay a Turd and realize there is no toilet paper. Your socks then have an obligatory duty.
Fuck Bro, that curry hit me hard! Before i could scope there was no toilet paper i was sprayin. Dunny socks to the rescue.
by Zeb VanZandt August 18, 2014
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