idiotic piece of crap

It is believed to have originated in the mid 90's. Used to describe anyone, or anything that one believes is woefully lacking in qualities such as "awesomeness" and "wicked friggin cool".

Often used by highly informed, well educated scholars and amateur art connesieurs.

Synonym: Freak of nature
Example 1:

Guy 1 (Geoff): I find Mozarts late era work coming up short in terms of the themeatic disposition his earlier works lent out
Guy 2 (Kent): That's why you are an idiotic piece of crap, Geoff.

Geoff: I frosted my tips today, does it look good?
Kent: Yeah, it looks like you are not an idiotic piece of crap
Geoff: Really?
Kent: No.
Geoff: You are an idiotic piece of crap, IPoC for short.
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bang piece

Someone that you'd like to have (relations) with.
Joe thought Sara was a real bang piece.
by Casper226 June 05, 2005
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10 Piece McNugget

Another name for a Dimebag, when ordering over the phone to ensure no trace.

Etc with Quarter Pounder 1/4 OZ *With Cheese is 1/4 LBS*
Double Cheese is 1/2 oz, Big'n'Tasty is OZ, Big Mac is whole elbow.
Man 1: *Phone* Welcome to McDonalds.
Man 2: Yeah, I'd like to order a 10 piece McNugget.
Man 1: Around to the drive-thru.
by Marvin Van Loon November 11, 2007
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sice that jaunt piece

1. to command a bitch to suck your dick
2. please hand that to me!
1. hey bitch, get over here and sice that jaunt piece!
2. excuse me mom, could you sice that jaunt piece over to me?
by totallyKT August 06, 2007
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skanky-piece-of-bitch

DO NOT BE FOOLED! - THIS IS MOST DEFINATELY NOT AN INSULT!!

Someone who is a skanky piece of bitch is someone who is exactly the opposite of the words used! (skanky and bitch)!

A skanky piece of bitch is someone who you would call your best mate (male or female), who is always there for you and is generally a bit of a legend!!
Laura: Thanks, I really appreciate your support.
Becky: That's alright girl! What are friends for?
Laura: Aww I love you, ya skanky-piece-of-bitch!
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dick piece

When one is faced with a severely troubled individual,

otherwise known as an idiot, one struggles to find such a

phrase to express ones feelings. These words could liberate

YOU and all of mankind. At last we have the words to express

our true feelings. He (or she) is a "dick piece."
Idiot: "Man, I don't feel too good after eating all

that cake and drinking all that gasoline..."

A Pretty Ok Dude: "You step one foot in this

house man, and the definition of Dick Piece will be up your own ass, stapled to your head."

In Other Words: "You're a dick piece"
by marktheface April 15, 2010
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