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German Slurpee

A sexual act involving four persons, which at least three of persons must have penises. Each penis of the three receivers occupy one hole of a large soft pretzel, while the performer of the act fills their mouth with German beer. The performer will proceed to, while holding the beer in their mouth, perform oral sex individually on each penis while the pretzel is in place. The performer, upon each sucking, will swallow the beer gradually during the act, after which all beer is swallowed or out of the mouth, the performers moves to the next penis. The act is complete after this has been performed on each penis. The pretzel may then be shared as a treat between all parties.
Me and the boys went to Berlin. We picked up a beer, a pretzel and a German girl at the supermarket and had the best German Slurpee. The pretzel was delicious too!
by hansaring July 11, 2025
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German Barbecue

When you take a long bratwurst style dook on her grill and then eat it.
She was such a freak, she made do a German Barbecue....
by ShizaKaiser August 21, 2025
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german brainrot

randomized chaos with animals and strange stuff
example of german brainrot:
random pigeon: hast du meine kiste mit drehtischen gesehen?
mr krabs: nein
by ali._ January 19, 2025
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