by Elizabeth Granger May 13, 2024
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Get the Bis mug.Butts in Seats, i.e., employees sitting at the office. Used in a couple of different ways: a) to count the actual number of employees, excluding people on leave, trainees, open but unfilled requisitions, etc. b) to count the number of people physically present in the office as opposed to working from home.
I know your department has budget for 18 people, but you only have 10 BIS, plus 2 in the hiring pipeline, and 2 who'll be coming back from parental leave next month.
The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.
The corporate mandate is for everyone to come in at least three days a week, but I don't see that many BIS.
by egregio March 22, 2024
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Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
Bi Han "Capture Scorpion! Put him in chains!"
Hym "Yeah, ok- Er, eheh, what? Put... Put SCORPION... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes!"
Hym "You mean... You want me to put SCORPION... The guy who's PRIMARY WEAPON... Is chains... In chains?"
Bi Han "Yes! What part of that don't you understand!? Go! Now!"
Hym "........ Alright."
*20 minutes later*
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
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Hym 😐
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Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
Hym "Heeeey buddy.... What, uh... What happened here?"
Bi Han "He overpowered us, killed all of my men, and escaped!"
Hym "OH!? REALLY? You gave the chain guy a handful of chains... And then he used the chains you gave him... To kill everybody and escape? Ope! Yep! I see it now. It looks like this guys wounds are cauterized... So I'm guessing he, I don't know, used the fire magic that he USUALLY USES ON HIS OWN CHAINS... On the chains YOU GAVE HIM... And then he pulled them through this guy's neck... Is that what happened?"
Bi Han "..........😡"
Hym "Well really, this is nobodies fault. I don't see how anybody could have seen this coming. I mean, who would have thought that the chain guy... Would use the chains. Maybe if we would have gave him, like, chains AND A TELEPORTER... THEN... THEN everything would have worked out. Wait! Chains, a teleporter, and a flamethrower... THAT might have worked... To stop him from doing the thing he did, you know, killing all of the guys that helped you capture him."
Bi Han 😡
Hym 😐
Bi Han 😡
Hym 😐
Bi Han 😡
Hym 🤨 "What?"
Bi Han 😡
by Hym Iam October 22, 2025
Get the Bi Han mug.someone of any gender who's attracted to two or more genders.
this identity is on the multisexual-spectrum.
sometimes bi people experience a preference for a certain gender, but being bi is a huge spectrum, so even if someone's bi and only attracted to men 10% of the time and other genders 90% of the time, that wouldn't make that person any less bi.
when i say "bi" i mean someone who is bisexual, biromantic, bi-whatever other form of attraction one experiences to two or more genders!
this identity is on the multisexual-spectrum.
sometimes bi people experience a preference for a certain gender, but being bi is a huge spectrum, so even if someone's bi and only attracted to men 10% of the time and other genders 90% of the time, that wouldn't make that person any less bi.
when i say "bi" i mean someone who is bisexual, biromantic, bi-whatever other form of attraction one experiences to two or more genders!
by eboybur June 11, 2022
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