National Masturbate Day

It time to have some fun !! April 13 is National Masturbate Day !! Go jerk off or finger! Any will do!!

Man, Ricky today is National Masturbate Day ! Let’s beat our meats together!

by Braylen215 May 25, 2018

national nut day

On July 13 is national nut day. Celebrate national nut day by nutting on your girlfriend.

Bob: I’m gonna nut on my girlfriend today

Jim: why would you do that
Bob: because it’s national nut day

by Papi wet wet April 19, 2019

national anal day

April 30th is national anal day. so put it in baby

Drew: Hey babe, it's almost national anal day.
Girl: oh great make sure to get some lube.
Drew: WOOOOO

by woo6969 June 26, 2016

National Nudes Day

Every year on December 17 you can receive nudes from anyone just ask and tell them what day it is.

can't wait to get nudes on National Nudes Day!

by actuallynot December 16, 2019

national ex day

august 7th

national ex day is soon watch how i grease .

by hekdjd August 6, 2018

National boyfriend day

you do what ever your boyfriend wants well this is mostly for teens but u do it with out any resist

boyfriend ; its national boyfriend day me ; ok what u want

by Kay-Lee .D December 13, 2019

National Disappointment Day

National Disappointment day falls on the 22nd of August. It is a day where the world's biggest disappointments are originated from.

Joe: Ugh tomorrow is National Disappointment Day
Lynn: Hey! tomorrow is my birthday
Joe: Exactly

by Josethemonkey June 23, 2019