When you go to perform fellatio on someone and there is a particularly surprising amount of pubic hair.
Sarah met a guy on Friday night with no hair on his arms or legs, but when she went to give him a blowjob he had a Surprise Muffin.
by Yep_checks-out August 06, 2018
by cogglesnatch June 06, 2017
I met this girl at the bar last night. She was pretty hot so I sent her home with a baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
Yeah he was a freak but kind of nasty with it. He ate the baked muffin.
by Crazy charismatic August 07, 2017
It's when one person does the butter churner sex position but instead the second person eats out there booty and/or pussy.
by Capm28 May 03, 2021
by Toastees March 18, 2018
by Beast1111 May 11, 2017
When your hitting your grandmother or someone's grandmother from behind and you bust your load on her ass making it look like a buttery muffin.
Forest went on a walk to Lieutenant Dan's grandmother's house looking to pick up a homemade Cheryl pie but ended up getting grandma Dan a grand muffin on her ass.
by Backstreet boys June 26, 2018