Load Balancing

Load balancing is a pornographic method for distributing loads across multiple sexual partners.
Frank: OH man, it was a close call last night. I had to enable Load Balancing to satisfy three ladies at once.

Bob: Nice!
by FluffyPookins August 07, 2014
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Fat load

A large amount of semen that is about to squirt out of your penis during orgasm
I’ve got a fat load and it’s about to explode
by PENETRATETHEBUTTHOLE February 23, 2024
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Bust a load

Busting a load refers to ejaculating a lot at once.
Imma about to bust a load.
by Kar_7 August 07, 2024
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Load up a Hog

A pinch of dip big enough to fit your whole lip, your average size pinch
"Bro, load up a hog! We've gotta go huntin!"

"Can't wait to crack open this Cope and load up a hog"
by benbeast1210 December 14, 2016
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stroke a load

When you lubricate your penis and your hand, wrap your lubricated hand around your penis, and move your hand up and down your penis, somewhat slowly, almost like giving your penis a massage until you ejaculate
When I get back home I'm going to stroke a load.
by Master Stroke August 18, 2021
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mfs be blowing loads of jizz

niggas gotta do what niggas gotta do
das the rule, simple shit bruh
randy: ayo u went to that party last night
john: yeah it was awesome them "mfs be blowing loads of jizz" everywhere even in the fucking kitchen u know
tommy: "hoes"

randy: yeah
by xx-big_breast_john998xx May 31, 2022
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hat loads

when you have a large quantity of a item
"you got any of that stuff mate"
"yes me ol china son i got a hat load me old pal hat loads I tell ya son"
by doctor team and creepersons March 12, 2014
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