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tank holiday

When you have just enough fuel to get to a petrol station but fuel deliveries are impossible due to a corrupt and incompetent government making a right bollocks of the supply chain by limiting the free movement of labour.

As is often seen in post-Brexit Great Britain.
Employee on phone: “Sorry guv, I can’t make it in today, tank holiday, innit?”
Boss: “Not you as well‽ Sigh. Thanks for letting me know.”
by Daycoder October 3, 2021
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Tank

That girls got a bomb tank . The perineum is tough as a motherfucker
by Gooseward September 13, 2020
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Skank Tank

Hey Jimmy, want to visit the skank tank and see some action!?
by ToastyWaffles December 27, 2021
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Tank top Al

Tank Top Al is a gamer. He will excrete noises such as loud screaming. He is a man among boys, the only true chad you'll ever meet. He wears only a singlet and running shorts and boy does he rock it. His muscles are incomparable. To date a Tank Top Al is to date a hurricane of testosterone. He may be gay but he doesn't care. Speaking from experience.
"Tank Top Al is such a chad."
"I know, right?"
"Mmmm muscles"
by anonymous March 10, 2022
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City Tank Transfer

Similar to a Metro tank transfer, however one seemingly straight male is unable to exchange fluids with another seemingly straight male due to gis testicles being removed.
Bro came over after work for a city tank transfer but his tank was empty...
by Lil' Sister August 19, 2024
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Shart Tank

A small space containing over a tsp of liquid flatulence...
Luckily my shart tank held out against those brown pointers otherwise I would have been a goner!
by Mr. Tassie Tuna March 20, 2022
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Slag Tank

A rather large 4x4 SUV that's driven by some who's using their phone and doing makeup in the mirror all whilst being completely oblivious to what the vehicle is designed to do. In areas such as London it's referred to as a Chelsea Tractor
Look at that bell end in the slag tank updating her instagram live whilst driving. What a cu*t
by Johnsyschannel March 24, 2022
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