Morning After Tabs

When you open your computer after a night of heavy drinking, and only then remember what sites you visited the night before.

Morning after tabs: oh yeah, THAT rabbit hole!

by Palomino1 October 2, 2020

good morning and god bless

the act of simultaneously drinking coffee, eating eggs salad, and taking a shit.

"Nothing like a good morning and god bless to start the day"

by beefy peanuts May 23, 2018

Wednesday Morning

A term used to describe a horrid stench, like you expelled a nasty turd following Taco Tuesday.

Person 1: Don't go in there: it reeks like a Wednesday Morning.
Person 2: Eww, gross! What did you eat?

by Supernova33427 June 29, 2022

morning sore throat

When you have a sore throat when you wake up in the morning for no fucking reason.
Typically lasts 15-100 minutes.

Hey man! What's the problem?
I got a morning sore throat again. I swear to god this happens every morning.

by faghilon July 8, 2020

Good Morning and God Bless

When you drink coffee, and eat breakfast while shitting on the toilet.

Mom: Are you okay in there Johnny? I hear a lot of slurping and plopping.

Johnny: Shut the fuck up and stop interrupting my good morning and god bless you niggamous bigamous

by UrbanYourMom May 23, 2018

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.

that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..

by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025

Morning glory seeds

A legal drug sold in America for junkies and no lives to invest their broke asses on.

Damn son, dem Morning glory seeds hit me hard man.

by Stretjenkie June 13, 2016