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Justin Stoltz

Bitch, keyboard warrior. He will usually talk shit via social media and then run away when he sees you in person.
by Jackass360 August 13, 2018
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kiara and justin

Kiara and Justin will probably be that one couple that everybody says is couple goals . If you don't know, Justin's can be kind of assholes at time, but once you get to know them, their surprisingly loving, kind, and even sensitive at times. But a Kiara won't let herself get stepped upon, if a Justin starts being a dickhead towards her, this may cause some problems in the beginning. But once a Kiara and a Justin get to know each other more often, eventually falling in love, they'll make everyone jealous and wanting for a relationship the same.
"Kiara and Justin are such couple goals! I'm so jealous!"
"I know they act so cute together~"
by That.Mind.Reader April 19, 2019
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Justin Koelemeyer

watch out he’ll call you a little nerd
random person: yo you’re teeth have a coin slot gap
justin koelemeyer: shut up little nerd
by Aja0514 January 13, 2022
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Justine Flabby

a fake ass hoe who is the worst person ever. she is always lying on da dick. she is not a baddie she is just flabby. PERIODT.
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Justin Bieber

1.One who's genitals who have been stolen from by Lady Gaga and who's high voice along with bad dancing creates the worst teen singer in history and makes Canada a bigger disgrace.
2. A little girl who has to pay for having big named singers on with him to hide his bad singing and dancing or fake uses their houses to have house parties but never talks to anyone when they are there since they'd rather hang out at Usher's house.

3. Reason why Canada still sucks balls.

4. If you fell asleep close to Justin Bieber, he might cut your genitals off and try to duct tape them to his Vagina to impersonate a male teen singer

5. A male pedophiles most favorite treat after leaving jail, both a boy and girl
1. Hey did you hear Justin Bieber came out of the closet.

2. Leave her alone she's just on her period or the rapist just left anal bleeding in his butthole
by ShNathan_2010 August 19, 2010
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Justin Bieber

A teenage boy, who looks, acts, and sounds like a young girl. Hasn't hit his puberty stage yet. He most likely prefers men over women. Teenage girls go crazy over him and his small baby penis. And he cannot sing.
Delusional Teenage Girl : "OMG!! Look! Its Justin Bieber! AHHH!"
Normal Teenage Girl who knows what is good for her: "No? that is just my neighbor's daughter, (enter very girly name here). Sorry."
by Dannixxoxx July 12, 2010
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Justin Bieber

A homosexual male, who gets overplayed on the radio due to obsessive girls in the age range of three to twenty. Seduces target audience (young boys, sometimes undeveloped girls) by convincing them he is a die-hard romantic. He cannot be a die-hard romantic, considering he is sixteen and has not yet hit puberty. He has a total pube count of...two.

The latest tween robot to take over radio stations. When hearing the brainwashing lyrics, you may experience one of the following:
#1: Fear for the next generation
#2: Hearing loss
#3: A HORRIBLE disease often referred to as "Bieber fever"

Syptoms of Bieber Fever include: Chronic screaming, loss of all dignity, making out with air-brushed posters, and knowing all the lyrics to annoying, pointless songs. Effects last as long as Justin Bieber's career.

People with Bieber fever tend to be extremely annoying and impulsive. Please take caution when approaching them.

The Canadian government is extremely sorry for letting their experimental mind-control cyborg out of the country.

Be warned, he is a short, white Canadian. He talks like a gang-banger. This is often referred to as "wangster."
Justin Bieber told us "One Time" approximately one thousand times. He is recommended to return immediately to kindergarten to re-learn how to count.

The chorus to "Baby" is actually the edited recording of the first time he masturbated.

He is an Usher mini-me. Usher's side project, if you will.
by BieberSux August 15, 2010
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