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Tool

1. a rude or impolite person; a douchebag.
2. a penis.
3. an object used for construction, i guess.
4. an American rock band from Los Angeles. Formed in 1990, the group's line-up includes vocalist Maynard James Keenan, guitarist Adam Jones and drummer Danny Carey. Justin Chancellor has been the band's bassist since 1995, replacing its original bassist Paul D'Amour.
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A German girl that thinks she's a boss but is actually the biggest tool you could find in the Third Reich. She often finds herself stuck in waist-deep situations such as getting herself stuck in waist-deep snow. She has certain fob aspects to herself as well, a common trait is the Ben Wang face.
Person 1: You see that chick on the snowboard complaining about how sports check ripped her off for her snowboard repairs?
Person 2: Yeah
Person 1: Vwhat a tool
Person 2: agreed
by Hamtarooooooooo March 7, 2011
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Mark Wagner is such a tool. He is the DEFINITION of tool.
by PunditPanda September 26, 2009
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This is what you call someone when you think they're super cool, awesome, funny, sexy, hot, beautiful, and overall amazing.
Guy: Dude, she called me a tool! How rude of her, right?

Friend: Nah man, it means she's totally in love with you.
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TOOLS WITH SOALZ IS SUPER GHEY
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I gave that girl the tool later that night and she loved it.
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A sorrywurt who does whatever they can to keep someone around; such as buying excessive stuff for others especially when not asked for, giving money often, acting like they have it all to give, offering to do mostly anything that could help the person. Kind of like a beggar and pleaser mixed together.

There's a douchebag one and a sad, mopey one which usually many would feel bad for.
Where's Alfred?
Alfred? Oh, he's over there hovering around Stacey as always and being a tool for her love.
by mshezzy January 9, 2017
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