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National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day

On June 4 of every year it comes time for National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Girlfriends and boyfriends all across the world have to succumb to the pressure and dirty requests from their boyfriends. Wether they want you to buy them food or treat them to other things.. unfortunately you have no say.
Hey girlfriend! It's National Do What Your Boyfriend Says Day. Come over here and let me clap your cheeks then buy me food.
by blondebitch69 April 27, 2020
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what do you have your elbows in?

It's a metaphor for asking what someone is up to or doing
Friend: i'm bored and i have nothing to do right now. What do you have your elbows in?
by cinnamonxsticks November 15, 2011
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Writing Your Own Name's Definition for Urban Dictionary

you are lonely. You are probably assuring yourself that you have friends and an interesting personality. You will probably go back and look at your name's definition you wrote and pretend someone else wrote it for you. Maybe you will suggest searching names to your friends, and stumble across the one you wrote, and have it be "scarily" true. Good luck. It gets better.
writing your own name's definition for urban dictionary is what you do on a friday with no friends around.
by jakehatesrakes January 13, 2015
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tap it more than twice, your playing with yourself

IF you hit your penis more than twice after urianting to get rid of dribble, your touching yourself for pleasure opposed to clearing yourself off.
You say "if you tap it more than twice your playing with yourself" to speed up the line for the urianals.
by Bret "Ballsaw" January 27, 2005
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National wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day

Wear your Boyfriend’s hoodie on this day. It’s special!
“Hey did you know tomorrow is national wear your boyfriend’s hoodie day?”
by Bf facts October 3, 2021
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National ask out your crush day

*national ask out your crush day* -boy: will you go out with me? girl: yess.
Me: wanna date?
crush: no
Me: today is national ask out your crush day
crush:ok I will love to go out with u
by MMHMHMMHMHMH August 3, 2022
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Do YoU HoNeStLy ThInK YoUr FuNnY

DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR FUNNY!!!
DO YOU HONESTLY THINK YOUR FUNNY WITH CURRY IN MY BUTT HOLE!!!
by Lucashi69 May 27, 2019
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