December 11 national slap your friend day

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Friend :Why did you slap me

me : it’s December 11 national slap your friend day it’s today

by Oooofie December 6, 2019

Draw me like one of your french girls

An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.

*Spiderman laid out on the ground*

"Draw me like one of your french girls"

by Just One More Contributor October 12, 2011

Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

get off your bike

When someone with ADD has drifted into ADD world this is used to snap them back into the real world. This derives from the joke, how many people with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb. Lets go ride bikes. The punch line of the joke is that if people with ADD were to screw in a light bulb then they would just forget about it and deside to ride bikes.

Sam get off your bike.

by frid kid October 15, 2006

tell your crush you like them day

national tell your crush you like them day is October 21st. Its an urban legend that if you don't tell them your crush will start to reject you and make fun of you.

tell your crush you like them day is a day when you tell your crush you like them and see if they like you back.

by notsocial7 October 18, 2019

I reject your reality and substitute my own.

A quote from the low-budget sci-fi/fantasy film The Dungeonmaster, popularized by Adam Savage of Mythbusters, this quote basically means "you may be technically right, but you're not changing my mind." This can come off as stubborn, but it really doesn't matter, since you don't care about the technical "facts".

Person 1: Ugh this character's design is so terrible and pointless.
Person 2: Well actually, did you know that it's design comes from goes on to prove person 1 wrong
Person 1: I reject your reality and substitute my own.
Person 2: -sigh- Okay then, moving on...

by Kali_Gratitude_Rok7 August 20, 2018

remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

Hmm? Did you really type this? Did you see the tiktok trend? Where you remove the first letter and the last letter of your name? SMH

Person: Have you ever removed the first letter and the last letter out of you name than write it in urban dictionary?
Me: no-
Me: searches remove the first lettter and the last letter of your name

by MaybeAFurry May 21, 2021