Man Sum

A person who is full of weeb and anime.

Man Sum is living a legendary life like in Japan to the fullest.

by Anime Warrudo August 18, 2020

Sad Man's Fallacy

This is the fallacy that a sad man might pull himself out of sadness by going on Tinder/Bumble/etc. The thinking normally follows the idea that mathematically if he swipes right on enough profiles he is bound to find someone with whom to talk. this is false. He will be alone.

"Yeah the 'rona has me bored af. im gonna download tinder, swipe right on everyone and maybe meet some people and waste some time."
'Thats the Sad Man's Fallacy man, theyre not gonna swipe right either way bro. You need to focus on yourself because this is only gonna hurt'

by Vegitomofo August 20, 2020

nigga ass man titties

Long nipples on a male

Damn boi he got some nigga ass man titties

by Newt Gunray's Ho August 23, 2020

duke the man

he is too dark to handle. if you ever see him RUN immediately. but you may shimmy

maddie: whats duke the man ?
Gigi: the ugly man!
Maddie: HEY ! *shimmys away*

by gigi888 August 23, 2020

G-Man

A man who lives in constant anger and agony that he takes all of it out my smashing plates. G-Man is obsessed with the collection and storing of plates. If you upset or frustrate G-Man who must run as he as precision aim and can smash a plate over your head from any distance. G-Man is most commonly seen at airport security stopping people from entering the country with illegal plates.

"G-Man split my head open with a plate again"

by platesmasherrr August 31, 2020

Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

A man

The one who has fallen into a river in Lego City

A man has fallen into a river in Lego City!

by Audi_A4_Avant June 2, 2020