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Tampon Tim

Represents a man who is in touch with his feminine side; a man named Tim who enjoys the idea of supplying tampons in boys (and girls) bathrooms in public schools.
Person1: who is this Tampon Tim fella I keep hearing about?
Person2: oh that guy, he is a corrupt politician who thinks biological gender is a choice based on the mood you’re in at the time, and therefore should require us to allow chicks in boys bathrooms and vice versa.

Person1: I see, maybe he should run for vice president. He obviously represents the views of the majority of Americans.
by I_like_farts August 14, 2024
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Tim Hess

The best person you will ever meet. He will make you laugh and smile a ton. (No one will ever make you laugh as much as him.) He is super duper hot and has the best personality. He has a bunch of insecurities but he shouldn’t because he is perfect.
Woah is that Tim Hess I wish I was like him
by Penissucker226 August 29, 2019
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Tim

"Yo bro you got that tim"
"yeah man I got that gas"
by bigtimma November 12, 2022
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Tim

A classic name for making an example.
by Brass Pipe - Awakening July 14, 2022
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Tim

A bald Russian who takes massive amounts of steroids also drinks a bit too much and folds. Literally.
Don’t drink a lot then get a blowy. You’ll pull a Tim!
by Fifkeisnsh January 6, 2020
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Tim

Ew Tim stop simping on katelyn
by clapped forehead 69 November 3, 2020
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Tim

Downright sexy man. Smart, funny, has a huge heart, and is usually your best friend. You would do anything to be with a Tim, and don't have the slightest idea or the courage to tell him. He has brown hair and amazing Brown eyes and gives the best hugs in the world. He's built like a God, even when he's out of shape. Every glance stolen at a Tim, will leave you breathless while your heart skips beats, but he's just your friend. At least he's the best friend you could ask for. He will always stick up for you, and will stop what he's doing to help you or talk to you. You can't help but love him. He's always down on himself and always dates sluts and crazy bitches full of drama, and gets really depressed when it doesn't work out with them.He has some depression problems but thats why you need a Tim so you can help him. If Tim says he loves you he means it
Whos That

THATS TIM
by <3 EVA May 3, 2022
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