The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.
"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"
by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013
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Get the finn loveringmug. A female from Uottawa who is in love with a boy, but won't care to admit it. She hides her feelings behind her stuffed orca so that she can pretend like her feelings do not exist when they are all over the place. She is madly in love, but she does not consciously know it yet, even though her subconscious is giving her hints. A deluded lover is a retarded girl who won't admit to being whippedazz and in love because she thinks that she was hurt, but she is stoopid.
Sophie: Hey vick, what happened that boy you were in love with?
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch
Vick: omgggggg shut up you stupid jew, i'm not in love with him
Sophie: You're a deluded lover, so SHUT DI FACK UP and accept your fucking feelings bitch
by whipped girl from uottawa in<3 March 7, 2019
Get the Deluded lovermug. 