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pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"
by docsloth October 28, 2013
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Oslo Push

After consuming a sufficient quantity of salmon and müesli, a Norwegian’s stool will reach a firm, concrete-like consistency that allows them to initiate an ancient medical ritual known as the Oslo Push.

The Oslo Push is the act of defecating 90% of the way to completion before clenching one’s ass (gripping the müesli log), and crab walking over to a fresh cedar plank that has been laid out on the floor, then slowly squatting down in a manner of gently forcing the log back into the colon.

The practice of Oslo Pushing has been heralded for millennia as an ancient ritual of medicine, particularly throughout Norway’s Lofoten Islands.
Olaf- “I am so stressed about my final exams that I’ve caught a cold.”

Björn- “have you done an Oslo Push yet? That usually helps me. And make sure to use real cedar!”

Olaf- “Good idea, Björn”
by Randy May December 27, 2023
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clit push

When you pinch your vulva making the clitoris protrude, and then stick your protruding clitoris into a lesbians vagina.
I was all wet and she decided to clit push me
by tory borty November 8, 2013
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Pushing P

A term coined by BuyMySpot.com - a peer-to-peer parking app.

The term means you are either searching for or renting out parking.
Individual 1: Yo! What are you up to man?
Individual 2: I’m going to be pushing P on BuyMySpot later.
by PeterParking January 20, 2022
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Pushing 🅿️

This usually refers to males who are bums with dick cheese
Kayla: Bro tell me why I just linked this nigga and he ain’t know how to fuck and his dick stank🤢
Jada: oh nah he pushing 🅿️ 🤣
by RayDaDon January 22, 2022
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Bush Push

The act of pushing a fellow hiker into the bushes. Subsequently, results range from angry bewilderment to first degree murder.
Ben managed to bush push every one of his friends off Burnt Mountain but spared Dan so he could still have burgers and hotdogs back at the truck.
by Bdawg1010 April 24, 2022
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