Garbage Monster

A person who resembles a mound of animate garbage, like the Heap from Fraggle Rock.

Whatever happened to that garbage monster who was here last semester? Like, that fat, Slipknot-looking motherfucker?

by Subtle Anagram March 5, 2015

monster munster

when a man has large amounts of dick cheese

Me and my boyfriend had sex last night and forgot to bathe and woke up with monster munster

by Just Roz July 17, 2009

Logness monster

A monster turd so long it goes down the bend and still manages to poke out the water resembling the "lochness monster" photograph.

Mark txts his friend Neil and tells him... " i just had a massive shit there. It was a right logness monster"

by dj nemesis September 21, 2013

Ganja Monster

Person who smokes weed often.

"Hey Fred, look at that Ganja Monster!"

"Holy shit duuuude."

by YoYoHamas April 15, 2010

stuff monster

description for someone who has an extraordinary amount of clutter around their house; a pack-rat; hoarder; junk monkey

"There were so many piles of magazines and boxes everywhere in his apartment I couldn't find a place to sit down, the dude's a real stuff monster."

by mudhen July 28, 2004

croc monster

a certai person, ( i.e Mrs.Healey, our horrible computer teacher) who frequently wears the Croc lines,. she wears them so freaken much, she probably personally endorces them.

OMG! Mrs. Healey is always wearing those ugly crocs, with the assesories of the Croc cell phone case, the Croc keychains, along with over 100 pairs of frickin CRocs!!!!!
She's a total croc monster!!!!

by JaQuandalin May 28, 2008

cookie-monster

on a college campus, one who invites members of the opposite sex into his or her (usually her) dorm for sexual favors. When caught by an RA, the person will say they were eating cookies as an excuse.

That slut was such a cookie-monster.

by Angelo D'mysterioso August 9, 2008