Evan

Guy with massive penis

My god he must be an Evan

by Chefeverything May 31, 2022

Evan Carroll

One who gets 0 play from any female whatsoever.

Evan Carroll doesn’t get any bitches, he gets 0 play.

by FuturexChrisBrown December 13, 2021

Evan

To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 6, 2020

Evan leroux

Biggest cock most masculine nigga ive seen id kiss him like i want him to spank my ass and squeeze Then fuck me raw blackest most alpha chad ever funny,cool,alpha,pog,retarded everything’s you want in a guy

Look at evan leroux i just got so horny

by Bigest cocked nigga October 29, 2020

Evan

Evans are either tall and skinny or short and fat. There’s no in between. He’ll lead you on but treat you like a queen while doing so. He claims to love you when he loves someone else more. He also has a very close friend. Almost like a sidekick. They’re very similar, most likely the same body type and accent. Evan can cook too, so no need to learn, ladies!

Andrei : “I love Evan so much!”

Cynthia : “Wait, he told me he loved me last night”

Andrei : “I’m not surprised, we can just share!”

by Cloud 8+1 April 15, 2020

Dirty Evan Hansen

When you cause a guy tu kill himself so you can sleep with his sister and become part of his family, all while pretending you were his best friend.

I don't like Isaac but his sister is hot. Maybe I could pull off a Dirty Evan Hansen.

by YaleGangFarfieldChode69 July 13, 2020

Evans

SIMP

Look at that Evans over there What an Evans he is he would do anything for gyal

by Gjsdkskd May 19, 2020